All change at the 'Journal'

So 'Gorgeous' George Donkin has called it a day at the Journal, our very own answer to Woodward & Bernstein has hung up his pen. How will we cope without his fearless independence ? His swan song of course was seeing off the Sainsbury Monster, saving us all from it's evil retail therapy, through his fearless editorial front page rants  incisive factual analysis.

But will he be putting his feet up with a well earned ale or two? Of course not, I understand he will be able to spend more time with his second job as President of Radstock Co-operative Society, that proud provider of .... err ..... retail therapy.

& if anyone out there is thinking that may have been a teensy weensy conflict of interest that the Journal should have considered pointing out to its readers, then shame on you for such impure thoughts. There was clearly no connection at all. Oh no, no, no.